Rules:0) Open randompokemon.com/1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"2) Switch to "1"3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it 4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around 5) Post these rules
1. This is you
Cool. I'm like Professor X, but I have a cool moustache.
2. This pokemon is your rival
Alright. Good luck to you, mf.
3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you
Damn gurl, them are some high heels!
4. This pokemon is stalking you
You know, if I walk fast enough, I just might get away.
5. This pokemon just stole your cake
I wanted that! But you're so cute, I'll let you have it.
6. This is your Lab partner
More like my test subject...7. This is your best friend
He's got mah back.8. This pokemon is about to fight you
Hold mah spoon, peeps. Ima 'bout to throw down with this fool!9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes
Well, you're gonna be playing one mean game of hide and seek since they keep teleporting.10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house
Strange... I don't recall getting a new dreidel...11. This pokemon is your pet
Sweet! I will hug him, and pet him, and call him George.12. This is your new roommate
Jesus Christ, how horrifying!13. This is your new boss
Freakin' parasite, leechin' off my hard work and makin' the big bucks. He's even high on a shroom!14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night
I hope he at least shuts up when he does that -_-;15. This pokemon is scared of you
Can't imagine why, but cool, the less bugs, the better.16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
Oh dear lord, something's about to be cauterized, isn't it?17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night
I hope I don't confuse it with a pie... Seriously though, wtf is this thing?18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head
*Screams in a most terrified way* OMFG GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! AAUAUAUGHH!19. This pokemon envies you
It's cuz I'm smart.20. Use this pokemon to tag some people
Dwebble compels Chiwee
, Flash Gunner
, and TheSilverArrow
to propagate this meme.
Original by Kilala97